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00:00 This BBC podcast is supported by ads outside the UK. 00:06 Fundei a Ornota em 2013 e fabricamos vestuário para ciclistas. Para mim, a melhor parte da Shopify é a possibilidade de gerirmos o negócio mesmo não tendo conhecimentos técnicos. Conseguimos gerir tudo, do back-end ao front-end e fazer vendas online, sem complicações. Se a Shopify fosse um equipamento de ciclismo... . . . . 00:55 In the meantime, enjoy. 01:27 Olá, eu sou Iain Smith. Estamos chegando a você da Edinburgh Fringe, onde o povo de Scotland tem o suficiente. É isso, nós estamos no caminho visitando um novo local. É basicamente question time, apenas neste show, a funny bits são apenas para fazer isso. Só pensei de mim como o Fiona Bruce. Eu estou muito authoritative, com um twinkle em meu olho, e também não me engano sobre antiques. 01:49 Mas eu vou tentar fazer isso por dinheiro. Esta é a semana que fomos disserados a nossa grandmas não ensinaram a nossa irmãs. Não porque isso está patrocinando, mas porque há uma situação de salmonella na U.K. Mas as pessoas têm respostas. E juntos nós vamos transformar o homem em Yemen. Não, não, sorry. Vamos não transformar o homem em Yemen. 02:11 I've assembled a dream team of audience members, a people's parliament packed with real-life wisdom, and together we're going to be kicking down the door of politics with more urgency than a police officer at Nicola Sturgeon's motorhome. 02:23 Welcome to... 02:30 We've got loads of questions to tackle. Should controversial rappers be performing in Russia? Kanye or Kanye? 02:37 E as a mushroom murderer Erin Patterson is appealing her conviction, we ask who would be the more controversial Masterchef host? Her or Greg Wallace? 02:46 I'm going to come and meet some of the audience members to see who we've got. We've got some serious intellect here. You've got a gilet on! Random question off the top of my head. Parallel parking. It's too hard. How do we make it easier, sir? 02:59 Cars that park themselves. I've seen that road. 03:01 Cars that park themselves. We've dealt with it already. 03:05 You might be thinking, how does that work? Stop bothering him with your questions. 03:10 What would you do if you found out Mr Blobby is just a regular man with a disease? I've no idea. No idea. Yeah, these are quite difficult ones. Bit of an easier one. How do we respond to Russia's warnings over Ukraine? 03:25 Just get on with it and stop. 03:28 Um, to me or Russia? Wow, it's an aggressive way, but yes, we'll move on. 03:34 It's such a contradiction, but a beautiful one. Just get on with it and stop. 03:40 So, our mob is here, ready to ram their pitchforks up the arse of politics. But who's going to help us shout our empty threats into the world? Please welcome my People's Champions, Ashley Storey and Harriet Kemsley! 03:55 Um, guys, do you think you're the people qualified to help us solve all the world's problems? 03:59 We're the people that are here. 04:03 I mean, just before the recording, I don't want to reveal too much, but Harriet said she got trapped inside a toilet. 04:10 OK, I am losing a bit of confidence as well, but... So now we have our suitably troubled troublemakers, we're ready for some suitably new news. One big story this week, peace in the Middle East! Oh, não realmente. Can you imagine? É a mesma coisa. Negóciations entre os EUA e Iran continuaram a estallar esta semana, as Trump's self-imposed 60-day deadline for peace expired, com a surpresa de delayed Grand Designs build. Iran é basicamente um eco-lighthouse project on the Dorset coast, e Trump's the guy standing next to his heavily pregnant wife, dizendo things like, ''The builders have assured us we'll at least have running water by the time the triplets arrive.'' The most annoying thing about this war is I didn't know where the Strait of Hormuz was before it started, and if there's one thing that really upsets me, it's being made to learn geography against my will. 04:57 If two countries start fighting over an oxbow lake, I am out. 05:01 Trump said that if Oman gets in the way of a peace deal with Iran, we'll bomb the shit out of them before being praised for his uncharacteristic restraints. 05:10 It's almost as if putting an arbitrary deadline on something incredibly complicated and delicate doesn't help when trying to solve it. 05:17 But we've got ten minutes, so let's have a crack at world peace. War. What do you think? 05:23 Yeah, it's quite stressful, isn't it? And I'm not even in it. I feel stressed. I didn't start it. Why are you still looking at me? 05:32 No one has accused you of starting the war in Iran. 05:35 I didn't start the war and I think it's bad. Mas, you know, Trump's in charge. 05:39 He posted on his own version of Twitter... Truth Social. Yeah, thank you. He posted on that a picture of the Strait of Hormuz with a circle round it going, this is US territory now. And that was just that. And I didn't know that's how you call dibs on things. So I'd like to right now state I'm drawing a circle around the version of Draco Malfoy I invented in my head and he's my husband now and none of yous can do anything about it. 06:03 In his defence, Trump has had an incredibly busy week this week, shouting at women in the White House, writing love letters to Kim Jong-un, and seeing which household items can be crafted from gold. 06:14 But our big question to the panel, Harriet and Ashley, what's your weirdest tip for stopping procrastination? 06:19 I can't stop procrastinating because I'm constantly on the internet watching little short films on the... Have you ever seen a vertical drama? 06:28 Vertical drama. Is that not just life? No, those are wider. It's always like a lady who's a maid and she doesn't know she's secretly a billionaire and a werewolf and then she... Booth's a hot guy. 06:39 Oh, you mean pornos? 06:43 Did you see him and Natalie getting on a different plane so that all of the press and all his pals could get shot down out of the air? He used his pals as a defence on his plane. It's insane. So how do I stop procrastinating? 06:59 Well, Harriet, can you equal that extremely clear method to stop procrastination? 07:03 Well, I don't know. I think the best way to stop procrastinating is to have a child. 07:08 It's a big risk. 07:11 It could ruin your life. But you'll get stuff done. I mean, it's not going to be things you want to do. You're going to have to do some things, mainly child-focused. 07:20 Então você tem completamente desregulado o original que você queria fazer, mas você tem que replaceá-los com a nova responsabilidade? 07:27 Sim, é exatamente o que eu fiz. Sim. Oh, no. O que é uma forma de encontrar quatro anos depois. 07:33 Oh, no. Aqui no BBC Tent. 07:35 Nós temos algumas sugestões do público aqui sobre o que você está procrastinando. Nós temos algo aqui de Linda Martin. Não começar nada em primeiro lugar. 07:47 Bom dia, Linda. 07:48 Este é de Steve, mas eu vou fazer uma voz que eu peguei. Promete-se uma cerveja de wine e quando você complete a task, faça a cerveja. 07:58 I like that. What if you just drink the wine before, though, and then you don't have to do the task because you're drunk? 08:03 Let's get Steve's thoughts on that. How long have you been dependent on wine? Quite a long time. Quite a long time. Red or white? Red. Oh, yes. Red, OK. And Harriet's suggestion is, why don't you just drink a lot of wine and then abandon what you'd wanted to do? I like that better, yeah. 08:21 Yeah. 08:22 Obrigado, Steve. 08:24 Harriet, o que sugestões do você tem? 08:26 Eu tenho uma sugestão de Ruth, e Ruth diz, take a laxative. 08:33 Parece que Ruth responde uma pergunta diferente. Ruth, onde você está? Ela está na toila. 08:42 So, the people have spoken, and we are going to make Donald Trump stop procrastinating by... Oh, no, sorry. 08:50 It doesn't work with Trump, though, because then there's just more Trumps. 08:54 Let me go back. The people have spoken, and we're going to make Donald Trump stop procrastinating by taking a laxative. I personally make a point of never procrastinating, because... 09:06 Sim, eu não tenho escrito a joke para isso ainda. Eu acho que era algo que eu tinha que fazer. Oh, bem, há muito mais para lidar com no Middle East. No outro lado do o Diplomatic Bin Fire, este week também saw Trump's son-in-law, Jared Kushner, e ex-PM Tony Blair, sit down for a rare meeting com Hamas leaders. Blair e Kushner são membros da US Board of Peace. Você não quer mandar um grupo de guys que são Board of Peace. 09:29 Surely you want to send in some guys who are fed up with war? The peace envoy boys later met with Netanyahu after Israel rejected Trump's 15-point Gaza peace plan, which is where Trump points at 15 different people and says, this is your fault. 09:42 So, my question to the panel is, with Trump sending his son-in-law to fight his battles for him, it looks like the Nepo terrorist negotiators are all the rage. We want to know, which family member would you send in to negotiate with terrorists? 09:57 Probably some of the ones who were terrorists back in the day. I don't know if anybody else grew up in a house where there was Semtex in the freezer, but I did. 10:06 Mine was more of a Goo Puddins vibe. 10:11 Se eu fosse enviando alguém, seria minha mãe. Ela seria de novo. Eu ia enviando a ghost. A ghost é muito vengeful. Há três guys que me annoyam at work, e uma seagull que has pooped em todos os três. E agora eu estou convidado minha mãe vem como uma vengefula bird. Porque ela também faz meio que... 10:29 Harriet, do you have any ideas, any vengeful ghosts in your family? 10:32 I've negotiated with an ex-husband. He did take all the spoons. I don't know if I negotiated well, because I'm just eating pudding with my hands. 10:44 I think it'd be kind of fun hearing me out here if we sent Gaza to Gaza. 10:52 Quando ele tentou parar Raul Mote com um rocheiro e um rocheiro. 10:57 Então, enviá-se a Gazzar. E, pelo menos, é um bom nome para um BBC 4, como a Stacey Dooley documentary. Gazzar on Gazzar! 11:06 E a boa coisa sobre isso é que nós sabemos que ele está disponível. Eu imagino que ele está pegando o telefone e dizendo, sim, eu vou fazer isso. O que é isso? 11:15 O que é isso? 11:18 Send Melania in. Can we get a microphone to this woman? She's got the answers. 11:23 Melania's coming in. 11:25 I just... You're asking who to send in. It just comes Melania. 11:30 Melania. And what qualities do you think Melania would bring to the Gaza peace negotiations? 11:35 Well, she'd just be a woman, for example, to start with. 11:40 Difficult to argue so far. 11:41 Yeah. And she's got power over Trump, even though we can't see it really, but she will have. So she'll have indirect power. Yep. She's got words within her to charm the defensive. She could slow blink them into submission. Yeah, and if they decide, well, they want to kidnap her, then Trump's got a lot to answer for. 12:05 Yeah. Can I just say, I wasn't expecting you to have fought this through as deeply as you have. 12:12 Quando ela progressa, e se ela fica kidnada, eu falo, você tem que ir muito mais profundo. 12:16 Bom, eu só... Eu só... Eu só pensei que não está dizendo isso, então... Eu quero assistir esse filme. O enfoque de Melania sendo kidnada por a gestapo em Irã. É uma longa título. 12:30 That's the sort of thing that comes after the colon in a shorter title. 12:35 Can you imagine Trump if that happened? No, really. 12:38 I think he'd just get a new bird. I think he'd really overestimate how much he loves that woman. I think he'd just find another blinky woman and that would be that done. 12:46 Thank you very much. 12:53 . . . . . . 13:24 Andy Burnham set a Christmas deadline for his commitment to ending rough sleeping. The new funding to tackle rough sleeping will also provide intensive wraparound support, which sounds like what Keir Starmer would call a hug. I would go one further than this. Once rough sleeping is sorted, I want to bring an end to bad dreams. After a long time in day, I shouldn't have to sit an exam I haven't revised for completely naked while my teeth are falling out. 13:48 Meu question to the panel, what would you end by Christmas? 13:52 The year. 13:53 The year, just get it done. 13:54 No, wait, yeah, maybe, I think the end of the year should be Christmas Day. Get it all in one day. Because the days afterwards are nothing. It just peters out. Excuse? Pardon? 14:05 She's English, don't shout Hogman here. They'll just go, what? 14:08 LAUGHTER I feel like the tide has turned a little bit. I love Hogmini. I hope to celebrate many hogs going forward. Thank you, good night. 14:23 Harriet, I think you absolutely covered yourself there. Ashley, do you have anything that, you know, what's your top priority? 14:30 I'm just trying to see if I can grow my hair long enough so that it gets trapped between my bum cheeks when I'm in the shower. LAUGHTER 14:37 Yes, I mean, it's really good to have goals in life. 14:41 Also, Andy Burnham's helping the homeless only applies to England. That money's not coming to Scotland either, so just so we're all aware of that. In fact, none of his laws apply to any of us, so I'm really happy for your new Prime Minister. He seems like a cutie patootie. 14:54 And he's never stolen a caravan, so you've one-upped us there. LAUGHTER 14:59 Mas isso não é o que Andy Burnham tem sido up to this week. O Prime Minister, o líder, o homem que tornou esse país, tem sido prankado. É muito engraçado para nós, mas Andy Burnham tem sido comunicado com alguém via WhatsApp que ele é o top Trump aide Susie Wiles. O que ele poderia estar com os WhatsApp mensagens? Bem, ele é um pai de edad do norte de England, então eu posso confiante dizer-o, mas apenas a palavra emoji e a palavra ok. 15:24 Wiles's contacts have been hacked before. She's 69. She can't handle the technology, bless her. I bet every time you have a Zoom with her, the screen is blank and all you can hear is her going, Can you see me now? 15:36 Wiles admitted it had been a stressful week for her, but the silver lining was that she'd recently inherited £3 million fortune from a Nigerian prince she was distantly related to. So it sounds like we all need to be a little bit more scam aware. So we asked our audience, have you ever fallen for a scam? We've got this answer here from Craig Smith. This is a very interesting one. No. 16:01 Thank you, Craig. 16:04 He's written that down on the form. We don't need any more explanation here. 16:09 But in terms of pranks, I spend my life constantly having to tell my daddy that's not real, because he finds videos on the internet, and he's a very odd autistic man who doesn't speak to people, and he loves videos of people doing Britain's Got Talent auditions, like the Susan Boyles of the world. That's what... Ele sits there and cries and goes, isn't that beautiful? And he comes into my room and he's like, Ashley, I've just seen the weirdest video. Wee fella singing Baby We Were Born To Run gets the gold buzzer off Simon. Okay, he's like, it's terrible, Ashley, I don't understand. He must have a sad life story. 16:41 And I went into the living room. And it was a man in India stood in front of a green screen. You could still see the green behind him. And he just photoshopped himself onto the Britain's Got Talent stage and then clipped in a random clip of Simon Cowell hitting a button. And my dad believed that was real. And now I'm terrified because if he believes that's real, he's not seen AI yet. So I think that the way to not get scammed is we all just stop talking to other people. 17:08 Well, I'm just absolutely gutted that my favourite Britain's Got Talent contestant's turned out to be a lie. 17:14 Sorry, bud. 17:15 Harriet, do you want to slag off Susan Boyle while you're here? The Queen of Scotland. 17:23 I think she's a lovely lady and a talent. 17:27 I once saw Susan Boyle give a prize to a tiny horse and it was the best thing I've ever seen in my life. 17:32 What is tiny horse? Is this a Scottish... No, like a tiny horse. I thought it was a famous Scottish name, sorry. 17:38 You've got so concerned now. I love your tiny horses that you have here. 17:44 It was a wee tiny horse in a kilt and Susan Boyle had to give it the Pride of Scotland Award and she went, well done, and gave it a wee bow and I was like, that's the best thing I've ever seen. LAUGHTER 17:54 Me and Harriet have nothing negative to say about the Pride of Scotland Award being awarded to a horse. 18:02 It's a nice horse. 18:03 Oh yeah, and I'm sure there's no one more deserving than that small, kilted horse. My mum is from Edinburgh and half my dad's family are from Aberdeen. I'm three-quarters Scottish. Don't lie, Ian. No, that's true! 18:19 I'm one of you guys, come on! Um, Ashley, what do you have? 18:24 Beth has been in touch, and Beth says, My dad convinced me that toffee was pig's earwax from about age 8 to 14. 18:34 What was his endgame? 18:35 I honestly couldn't tell you. 18:38 But I used to get special toffee from Thornton's for every birthday, and yeah, I just believed it. still ate it I just thought wow who first discovered this delicacy who's going in there that could have been an awkward trip to the city for home 19:00 Tchau, tchau. 19:20 Oi. 19:21 Are you OK, Alan? 19:22 We were pretty hungover, I should say, right? There was a bit of snow on the ground as well. 19:27 Alan, can I just say, you still sound absolutely gutted about this. I am. Don't blame yourself, is what I'd say. 19:35 Right, well... He was gutted. He's never lived it down. You're not helping with that. 19:42 Cut a long story short. LAUGHTER Meu jogador, um jogador, um jogador, um jogador, um jogador, um jogador, e ele colocou a bola na tia para mim. Você sabe, eu tinha um pouco de trams em mim, você sabe? E eu tomo um jogador e a coisa explodiu. Foi só white powder, jogador, jogador, jogador. 20:06 You are telling the story like it's one of the saddest things. 20:11 It's the juxtaposition of literally a plot line from Roadrunner and Coyote. 20:16 And also, it's not that big a deal, Alan. You need to let it go, pal. 20:20 It sticks out there, you know. Well, yeah, that's Alan's story about the fun prank that was played on him. 20:29 Eu... Eu gostaria de uma hora de Alain recontar fun pranks com a voz do que recontar sua memória de um memória. Eu não gosto de pranks. Meu tio tomou o meu nariz em 1996 e, até agora, eu estou fazendo tudo em meu poder para voltar. Eu estou ficando em escas agora. Eu recebi um texto da HMRC dizendo que se eu não pagar minha taxa, minha assets serão repossessadas. Não falla para isso. Como se fosse uma coisa como Income Tax. 21:02 Agora, eu acho que eu falo para as pessoas quando eu falo que nós gostamos de bad news. Escure você, jornalistic integridade. Nós queremos unlikely animal friendships. Olha que hippo e que kitten. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 21:20 So in a bid for endless good news, we've asked our people's champions to show us the feel-good side of these feel-bad stories. This week Meta is facing a landmark lawsuit which could affect some of the more dopamine-manipulating elements of its social media platforms. Instagram stories, auto-playing videos and infinite scrolling could become a thing of the past. But Mark Zuckerberg seems like a nice normal guy. So Harriet, can you please help him out by telling us why social media is perfect the way it is? 21:47 Oh, yeah. 21:49 I love social media. I think it's so good. I love it for children. I think it's healthy. I think it's really healthy. I love it as a woman. I love social media. I love people commenting on how I look. I genuinely find it helpful. 22:10 It's helpful, I'm learning stuff A guy commented under my video last week Saying she's got that thing Jamie Oliver's got Fat tongue disease I didn't know it was helpful To have a diagnosis I like when a man on the internet Tells you something that you didn't even know You needed to be self conscious about I didn't know I had serial killer teeth I wonder how many men Put that on a dating profile 22:34 Looking for a woman with serial killer teeth? G-S-O-H. 22:39 We could probably get around social media being so addictive if we just make other stuff even more addictive. 22:45 Oh! Have you ever seen the woman who's like, see if you're Chantel McGovern you come round my house I'm gonna... I watch... Oh yeah. Those videos with women with neck tattoos and lip filler for hours a day. I get so invested in these women's private dramas where they've had a fight at the school gates that I once, and my daddy had to stop me, had to stop me from literally getting on a tube to go to the school to try and see if they had a fight. 23:09 So I think we're going to go with that social media seems quite good. You're still using it, everyone? Não, eu disagree. 23:17 Eu tinha que dizer isso. É ruim. 23:21 Não, você acha que é fantástico. 23:22 E vamos editar tudo isso. 23:23 Você acha que é fantástico e você acha que é fantástico e você acha que é fantástico. 23:28 Eu não amo isso. Isso tem que ficar em. Ok. Ian não é escutado. 23:36 Eu acho que eu fiz a família tree no Facebook e eu estou relacionado com Susan Boyle. 23:43 Não pônei, é um pônei. Eu só quero clarificar. Os são diferentes coisas, é um pônei. 23:48 Então, agora, vacancies have fallen to their lowest levels in five years, amid rising labour and operating costs, according to the Office for National Statistics. Um economista described the UK labour market as stuck in a low-churn limbo. Low-churn limbo is the phrase I use when I'm not sure if I've got anxiety or food poisoning. And sometimes it's both. Reform have announced plans for benefits claimants to be made to perform community service in order to keep their payments. They've also said they would keep the triple lock on state pensions. 24:19 They know exactly what demographic they're targeting. The Oldens. It's the policy equivalent of a Werther's original on a bit of string underneath a cardboard box propped up with a stick. 24:30 Clearly, existing employment schemes aren't working, and we think it's because they're not thinking outside the box. Forget nurses and social workers, whatever they do all day. We think the government should be creating more roles in niche sectors. So, some suggestions from the audience here. I've got a suggestion here from Sheena, who says the most unusual job she's ever had was standing at a conveyor belt, picking out slugs, etc., as peas went past before being frozen. Oh! 24:59 Wow, o que um trabalho! Quando você trabalha no departamento do frio? 25:03 Quando eu fui estudar em Dundee. Você pegou um pedaços de leves e você pegou um extra seispence, se você lembra o seispence. Oh, sim. Você pegou um... Você pegou um tubo e se você pegou um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço de um pedaço. 25:28 Do you think that job still exists today? The old taking slugs off the conveyor belt by hand. 25:33 Oh, no. AI will have taken it. 25:35 Oh, yeah. It will just be a computer saying there's something suspicious in the P conveyor belt area. 25:41 This was 60 years ago. I will be honest, the sound of that job does sound like a job that happened in the olden days. It sounds like the sort of thing your grandma would tell you and you'd think, ah, she's lost it. 25:58 What did you used to do, Grandma? I used to pick the slugs out with a pee conveyor belt. OK, OK. Well, let's just pop you in the home now, I think. Harriet, what do you have as your audience suggestion? 26:12 I have what's the most unusual job you've ever had. Olivia says, I co-starred, cross that out, I featured in a Thai Charlie Chaplin movie. 26:24 Wow, a celebrity in our mix. And it's another very current story. The pee conveyor belt, or the time we were in a Charlie Chaplin movie. 26:36 Did you meet Charlie Chaplin? Well, it wasn't actually a Charlie Chaplin. It was a Thai Charlie Chaplin lookalike. Oh! They told me that I was going to be meeting the aeroplane as it came in and I was going to be walking down the stairs as the aeroplane disengorged itself. 26:55 I'm not 100% sure that's the right word. No, that's the right word. 26:58 That's the right word and we're all using it from now on. Whenever we leave a plane, we're disengorging the plane. LAUGHTER 27:04 I'm going to get a ban from EasyJet, I reckon. Can I not disengorge on this plane? 27:09 And Charlie Chaplin was going to fall down the stairs and it was going to be a bit of a chase. 27:15 So they said, well, you're going to be chasing him around in your underwear. At which point I went, oh, I don't think so. So after a fair bit of negotiation and the promise of a bit more money and a petticoat, I agreed that this would happen. 27:31 I could have never imagined where this story has gone from. 27:35 I usually only tell this to people I really know. 27:41 There's going to be a real spike in Google searches for tie petticoat disengorge. 27:47 How would I solve the lack of jobs in this country? It's easy. I'd end our over-reliance on technology by making the red and green men at Crossings real human beings. 27:56 E você pode pensar, Ian, você quer dizer Lollipop Ladies? Não, eu quero pintar as Lollipop Ladies. Nós pintar as Lollipop Ladies. E também, não enough men are applying to be Lollipop Ladies porque o nome é muito feminino. Eu acho que nós devemos chamar Lollipop Ladies Chupa Chaps. 28:14 Oh, que foi um alerta de governo de emergência, dizendo que nós já fizemos praticamente todas as notícias. Nós temos 30 segundos para sortiremos algumas histórias restantes. Eu vou voltar em um monte de vocês. Inflation é o nível mais alto em meses. Como devemos defalar? 28:27 Vou colocar a pen em. 28:29 Oh, come pin in it! We've done it! You, sir, if we're going to run out of gas by 2030, what should we use instead? 28:35 Err... Fletus. 28:37 Fletus! 28:39 I'm willing to say yes to that, and I'm not sure why. If you were going to murder your family with poison mushrooms, which meal would you cook? 28:47 A vegetarian bologna. 28:49 Sounds lovely. Count me in! 28:51 Well, guys, no matter what happens next, we all know the true way to stop procrastinating is to get a more interesting job, like picking the slugs off a conveyor belt of peas. Thank you to Ashley Storey and Harriet Kemsley. There'll be more news to sort out next week, but until then... 29:13 . . . . . 29:34 Hi, I'm Kiri Pritchard-McLean. Best Medicine is back. 29:37 We effectively reprogram bacteria. 29:39 So this is what happens in your lab, is that correct? 29:41 Yeah, my lab in Edinburgh called the Wallace Lab. 29:43 Wallace Lab? I bet the Gromit Lab does all the real work. 29:47 Each week, a load of top doctors, scientists, experts and comedians try to convince me what's the best medicine. 29:53 I'm a big believer in fighting. 29:55 I think the best medicine is something called a free flap. 29:58 Free flaps, not just my nickname in Freshers' Week. 30:01 . . . 30:28 . . . .